BRUNO MARS - THE LAZY SONG SONGLYRICS Today I don't feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed, Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone, 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan, Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants, Nobody's gon' tell me I can't, I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie, Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie, 'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man Oh yes, I said it, I said it, I said it 'cause I can, Today I don't feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed, Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone, 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything, Nothing at all, nothing at all Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X, Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex, And she's gonna scream out, This is great. Oh my god, this is...